"don’t let him ruin your favourite songs, don’t let him ruin your favourite movie, don’t let him ruin you."

things to remember  (via heartofthacards)

(Source: broken-heavily, via stand-up-darling)

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via orgasm)

"The nicest people I’ve ever met were covered in tattoos and piercings and the most judgemental people I’ve ever met are the ones that go to church every Sunday."

Unknown (via llavendeur)

(via earth-to-taylor)

orgasm:

it’s so stupid that we’re expected to pay over $200,000 for a college degree

american education system what r u doin

(via trust)

"A tongue has no bones but it can break a heart."

Ed Sheeran (via kryb17)

(via eileenjanett)

jpgay:

the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away

(via alternatescape)

drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

image

not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

(via alternatescape)

ileftmyheartindixie:

Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

(Source: wayfaringblonde, via figs3)